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- Hussie: Here are the characters!
- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: But some of them are actually related.
- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: And...one of them is actually a lesbian?
- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: FINE. You win this round. Have some more characters.
- Fandom: *produces a lot of porn*
- Hussie: With four types of romance.
- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: And everyone's got two dicks.
- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: Impressive. Have more characters.
- Fandom:
- Hussie: BUT these two are actually one person.
- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: That turns into a HUGE COSMIC SNAKE WHEN HORNY.
- Fandom:
- Hussie: HA.
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- Fandom: *produces porn*
- Hussie: Oh my god.
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john is literally me
the fuck dave
what
a mans gotta stay limber yo
cant just charge into battle w/o streachin’
dont wana pull somethin’
that’d be stupid
I’m laughing harder than I should be.
(via rainbowchibbit)
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JOHN: can you at least tell me what happened there? like, how did that go?
VRISKA: It was fine. For a while.
VRISKA: It didn’t really work out.
JOHN: oh.
VRISKA: We crossed paths every now and then after that.
VRISKA: Things stayed pretty friendly 8etween us.
VRISKA: Until he died.
JOHN: what??
JOHN: what do you mean he died?
VRISKA: He was murdered.siiiiiiiighs sadly
